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1@title Please Please Please
2@group sundry
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4Please read this document.
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6When you send a message that says "I got an error when I tried to do something":
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8= Please Please Please =
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10Please copy and paste the text of the error.
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12Please please please. It is very helpful. So please please please please please
13please do this.
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15I want to help. I really do. But it is very difficult when you don't include the
16error text and only allude to how traumatizing reading that text was for you. It
17is basically inviting me to troll you.
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19I am only human. I have only so much restraint.
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21So please include the error message in your message, before you send it.
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23Or even after you send it, if you realize you forgot. That would be okay too. I
24would understand.
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26Just please do this.
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28Please.
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30= Thank You =
31
32Thank you for reading this note.
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34= Appendix: A Collection of Messages Wherein The Text of the Error is Not Present =
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36Please
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38 COUNTEREXAMPLE
39 Subject: help
40 X-Priority: 1
41 it dun work
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43please
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45 COUNTEREXAMPLE
46 Subject: Error
47 I got an error when I ran it. Why?
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49please
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51 COUNTEREXAMPLE
52 Subject: error when running program
53 I ran the program and it gave me an error.
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55 What do I do now?
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57please
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59 COUNTEREXAMPLE
60 Subject: so many errors
61 I got an error and it had instructions in it. I tried to follow the
62 instructions but I got a different error. Are you sure this works?
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64please
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66 COUNTEREXAMPLE
67 Subject: confusing error
68 i got an error but it was confusing
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70 can you explain what it means?
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72please
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74 COUNTEREXAMPLE
75 Subject: Irony
76 There is a spelling error in the error message I received.
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78please include the text of the error message.