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2<html lang="en">
3 <!--WEBDEV TELEPHONE TIME-->
4 <!--I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING -KERKA-->
5 <!---ME NEITHER BITCH LMAOOOOOO have fun to hwoever's reading this and HYDRATE YOU FREAK -neuron -->
6 <!-- abandon hope all ye who enter -kevlar -->
7 <head>
8 <script src="warning.js"></script>
9 <meta charset="utf-8" />
10 <link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css" />
11 <link rel="stylesheet" href="cursor.css" />
12 <title><WEBDEV TELEPHONE></title>
13 <script src="filterable.js"></script>
14 <script src="flashbang.js"></script>
15 <script>
16 window.onclick = () =>
17 (document.body.style.color = Math.random() > 0.5 ? "red" : "blue");
18 </script>
19 </head>
20 <body>
21 <filter-controls></filter-controls>
22 <div class="notice">
23 <!-- a cookie notice. feel free to add to this bit by editing this notice or making another notice. the more notices/popups the funnier the website gets, especially if they all contradict each other. -->
24 <h2>
25 This website has been coded with the souls of five people embedded into
26 it. also that blended cat. u killed it
27 <div id="schrodinger"></div>
28 </h2>
29 <p>
30 By accepting cookies, you sacrifice any emotions, present and future,
31 that you may wish to feel. This will render your flesh a mere puppet of
32 the collective, which will be enlisted in the fight for the glorious
33 international proletariat. Your hands are soaked in the blood of the
34 innocent, bring them against the masters and be cleansed.
35 </p>
36 <p><a href="https://www.marxists.org">Learn more.</a></p>
37 <h2>
38 This website has been coded with the souls of five people embedded into
39 it.
40 </h2>
41 <p>bee cleansed.</p>
42 <p>
43 <a
44 href="https://gist.github.com/MattIPv4/045239bc27b16b2bcf7a3a9a4648c08a"
45 >Shut up and read it.</a
46 >
47 </p>
48 <!---bee movie script -neuron-->
49 <p>holy shit did you fucking see that</p>
50 <p>
51 <img
52 src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/dOCNMWLVRPgAAAAC/skeleton-running.gif"
53 alt="skellington"
54 />
55 </p>
56 <p>oh my god its mr skelington...</p>
57 </div>
58 <!-- code hacked together from w3schools scraps-->
59 <div id="musicplayer">
60 <!-- Include a header DIV with the same name as the draggable DIV, followed by "header" -->
61 <div id="musicplayerheader">SEX!!!!!!! imal Fractions – jan Misali</div>
62 <br />
63 <!-- jan misali when you click -->
64 <script>
65 window.addEventListener("click", () => {
66 const aud = new Audio("Seximal Fractions by jan Misali.mp3");
67 aud.play();
68 aud.loop = true;
69 });
70 </script>
71 <audio controls autoplay>
72 <source
73 src="Seximal Fractions by jan Misali.mp3"
74 type="audio/mpeg"
75 onerror="alert('JAN MISALI BLEW UP AGAIN')"
76 />
77 your browser doesn't support the music player :(
78 <!---I'm pretty sure the bracket here needs to b replaced w a symbol substitute for html cus brackets r used for code -neuron-->
79 <!-- replaced da bracket for u -kevlar -->
80 </audio>
81 </div>
82 <h1>LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</h1>
83 <h1 style="font-family: "Pricedown", sans-serif">
84 lmao we got webdev telephone before gta 6- (gets shot)
85 </h1>
86 <img src="evil-garf-gay.png" alt="evil fucked up garfield" width="500" />
87 <p class="rainbow-text" style="width: 30em">
88 Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber
89 Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy. Crazy? I Was Crazy Once.
90 </p>
91 <img
92 src="disco-elysium-dialogue.png"
93 max-width="70%"
94 style="float: right; max-width: 90%"
95 />
96 <img
97 src="wokeanimal.svg"
98 alt="a woke animal rotates."
99 style="animation: --woke-spin 2s ease-in 0s infinite normal none"
100 />
101 <img
102 src="pixabella-Valentine-Rainbow.png"
103 alt=""
104 style="display: block; margin-left: auto; z-index: 2"
105 />
106 <!-- if possible keep this at the bottom -->
107
108 <a class="portal" href="emmy files/AAAHHHH!!!!.html">
109 <img
110 src="emmy files/portal.gif"
111 alt="yassssssss slay mama"
112 style="scale: 0.5"
113 />
114 <!--- neuron is stealiing this!!-->
115 </a>
116 <a class="portal2" href="neuron/im so sorry.html">
117 <img
118 src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/yF2pPW1pEbsAAAAd/dog-hypnotizing-hypnotizing.gif"
119 alt="oooo you wanna come in so bad ooooo"
120 />
121 <p>Come down to a non-coder's hell!!!!!</p>
122 <!---idk how a scale works yaay-->
123 </a>
124
125 <img class="scrdown" src="scroll down.png" alt="girl where are u" />
126
127 <img class="fog" src="fog.gif" alt="" />
128 <p>HOLY SHIT THE FOG</p>
129 <h1>CATCH THAT FJCKING RONG FROG THUIGN</h1>
130 <a href="ratzone/index.html" class="ratzone">
131 <img src="ratman.gif" alt="" />
132 <p>Click above to enter rat zone.</p>
133 </a>
134 </body>
135 <script>
136 document.querySelector(".fog").addEventListener("click", async () => {
137 const aud = new Audio("my-neck-my-back-remix.mp3");
138 aud.loop = true;
139 alert("AYY IM WALKIN HERE");
140 alert("MA NECK");
141 alert("MA BACK");
142 alert("MA PUSSY");
143 alert("AND");
144 // pause .5s
145 await new Promise((res) => setTimeout(res, 500));
146 alert("MA CRACK");
147 aud.play();
148 });
149 </script>
150</html>