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# jenn schiffer
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## why are you doing this
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i used to turn my website off outside of business hours. i may do so again. this package was made to take its place in emergent needs of non-urgent info about me.
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## how do i use this
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1. install jennschiffer
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`npm i jennschiffer`
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2. run jennschiffer in your app
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```
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const { website } = require('jennschiffer')
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console.log(website());
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```
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3. there's more to it actually but you'll need to do some work
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## made by [jennschiffer.com](https://jennschiffer.com)
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jennschiffer.js
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jennschiffer.js
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/*
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˚ ✦ . . ˚ . . ✦ ˚ . ★⋆.
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. ˚ * ✦ . . ✦ ˚ ˚ .˚ . . ˚ . ✦
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welcome to the official npm package of jenn schiffer, by jenn schiffer
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˚ ✦ . . ˚ . . ✦ ˚ . ★ ⋆.
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. ˚ * ✦ . . ✦ ˚ ˚ .˚ . . ˚ . ✦
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*/
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const entries = {
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default: `
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======================================
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JENN SCHIFFER
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an npm package
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by JENN SCHIFFER
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- jennschiffer.com
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- bugsrock.online
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- livelaugh.blog
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- make8bitart.com
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24/7 email (free): hi@jennschiffer.com
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by the way, has anyone seen the joker?
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======================================
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`,
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}
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function website(entry = 'default') {
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if (entry in entries) {
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return entries[entry]
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} else {
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return `the entry "${entry}" doesn't even exist??`
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}
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}
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function theJoker() {
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return `
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LOOK INTO THESE EYES..................
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠙⢻⡛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠈⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠂⢀⠉⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠒⠀⠀⠂⠀⠂⠁⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⣿⡷⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠸⠿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣾⣿⠛⡟⠀⠀⠘⢹⠛⠛⢿⠁⠀⠀⠀⡟⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⣻⠿⠋⠘⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⢻⣶⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠀⢀⣠⣴⡿⠋⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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THEN YOU'LL SEE THE SIZE OF THE FLAMES
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`
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module.exports = {
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{
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"name": "jennschiffer",
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"version": "1.0.0",
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"description": "the official npm package of jenn schiffer, by jenn schiffer",
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"main": "jennschiffer.js",
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"scripts": {
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"test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
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},
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"keywords": [
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"node",
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"jenn",
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"schiffer",
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"theJoker"
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],
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"author": "jenn schiffer",
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"license": "MIT"
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}