···11+# Leafornia Chapter 1: The Devil Steps Down
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55+66+> Hello dear readers.
77+>
88+> I will be absent for a while, as I have to fix one of my own
99+> wrongdoings. I will remain on earth for the time being.
1010+>
1111+> As I am here, I notice how perfect this world could be. I notice how
1212+> hell is seen as a punishment for the earthly people, and how so many
1313+> of them are still so unhappy.
1414+>
1515+> In hell, everyone transforms into their true form, free to be who they
1616+> want to be. But earth is really just a punishment, being pushed into a
1717+> limited body… I somewhat relate to these poor humans, as I never chose
1818+> to be who I am, I was just put in place to rule.
1919+>
2020+> These people might not be the endless torturers we always thought they
2121+> were, but they all seem unhappy, and radiate those feelings upon each
2222+> other.
2323+>
2424+> I think earth has its flaws, but it's also so beautiful.
2525+>
2626+> I do not think earth is a punishment anymore, it is a pain though.
2727+>
2828+> I will now search my demon, and try to learn from this world, and
2929+> maybe while doing so. I'll repair everything about earth I can.
3030+>
3131+> _Regards to hell,_
3232+>
3333+> _Leafornia Lucifer_
3434+>
3535+> _The devil herself_
3636+3737+_The day before_
3838+3939+"No, I beg you! I'll do my best next time, I'll make sure your fire is
4040+as hot as you want it! Please!" She sat back in her red velvet throne,
4141+looking him dead in the eye, making clear that his begging made no sense
4242+to her. "You foolish giant demon. I do not see why I should spare you,
4343+for it is only one human life, and you did not quite do as you promised
4444+last time.", she spoke. "And no. I do not care about the temperature of
4545+my fire, it is only for decoration. I'll just send you there because
4646+that's what I do, no reason behind it."
4747+4848+The giant demon then turned around, ignoring the queen's tyrannic
4949+screams, and leaped into the Terrible Portal. As he was meant to do.
5050+5151+It was now quiet in hell. The queen had been in a bad mood for the last
5252+few days, for she was uncertain about her own actions.
5353+5454+"Oh bullocks", she exclaimed. "The dumbass went to earth without
5555+transformation spell didn't he?"
5656+5757+Without looking back, she jumped off her throne. Her heels making glass
5858+crack sounds when they touched the ground.
5959+6060+Leafornia sighed. She then proceeded to walk through the portal…
6161+6262+[Chapter two](/leafornia-2)
···11+# Leafornia Chapter 2: First Contact
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55+66+_Leafornia stepped out of the portal in what appeared to be a penthouse
77+in the middle of New York. She just figured out how to get out of it
88+when she gets acquainted with some humans, in a… negative way._
99+1010+"Alright. So, now I'll put my left foot there and…" Leafornia rolls down
1111+the stairs. "Ouch, I forgot what pain felt like, I don't know if I like
1212+it. Maybe next time I'll use the 'Elevator' person in that small room to
1313+get down."
1414+1515+After managing to open the main door of her building, she stood outside.
1616+Gasping at the number of humans that lived here, that scurried through
1717+the streets in their iron humancarriers, and at how smoggy the sky was.
1818+The sky, she forgot about that. The sky was such an amazing source of
1919+light, and always changing. As a kid she was sometimes allowed to go to
2020+the moving images, and she'd always put up the one of earth's
2121+post-creation-madness.
2222+2323+But she never saw these creatures, not in this form. Humans. "Hey,
2424+freak! Go get a job instead of wearing these garbage cosplays! Who the
2525+fuck has a flying crown above their head? How is it even flying? HEY
2626+YOU! I'M TALKING TO YOU." While she had studied the human, it seemed to
2727+want her attention.
2828+2929+"Hello human. You seem agitated. What might your name be?" Before she
3030+could wait for an answer, they hit her. His fists against her chest.
3131+Before she could realize, she was on the ground, bleeding from her head.
3232+3333+"Well, that hurts." A few passersby stopped and started helping her. But
3434+Leafornia was too confused to accept their help. She stood up, and
3535+walked into the invisibility of the crowd.
3636+3737+Blood. Weird stuff, but as queen of hell she had it, unlike her demons.
3838+The protecting layers of hell had kept her from showing it, though.
3939+4040+Among the large group of people, she was moving quick, looking for
4141+revenge. Her father had learned to her that it was easy for the devil to
4242+kill a human. But if unexpected, humans could do the same to her.
4343+4444+The moment she saw the man who had pushed her, she jumped back in his
4545+sight. Before he could say anything, she pushed him back, the same way
4646+he had pushed her.
4747+4848+But instead of falling and bleeding like she did, he immediately was
4949+heavily wounded. Leafornia did not mean for that to happen, so she tried
5050+to help him.
5151+5252+Then she hid away for a bit.
5353+5454+> Today went bad. I underestimated how hard it is for me to live here.
5555+> Physically, I am weaker than my lost demon. However, I don't know if
5656+> this world didn't mess him up mentally.
5757+>
5858+> I also need to take in consideration that my normal me is weak in this
5959+> world, and that my powers are way too strong for this world. I may no
6060+> longer use my powers if unnecessarily.
6161+>
6262+> Regards from earth.
6363+6464+[First chapter](/leafornia-1)