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title: There's a Node In The Cluster In The Cloud
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date: 2021-10-02
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- kubernetes
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- satire
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Ever confused about how the parts of Kubernetes work together? Follow along with
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this song made to the tune of [There's a Hole in the Bottom of the
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Sea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK6UNRnbfnw)! It's not too hard and there's
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very few moving parts. Sing along!
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There's a node in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a node in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a node; there's a node; there's a node in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a pod; there's a pod; there's a pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a container in the pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a container in the pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a container; there's a container; there's a container in the pod on the
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node in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a ReplicaSet controlling the pods with the containers on the nodes in
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the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a ReplicaSet controlling the pods with the
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containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a ReplicaSet; there's a ReplicaSet; There's a ReplicaSet controlling the
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pods with the containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with
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containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a Deployment
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templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nodes in
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the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a Deployment; there's a Deployment; there's a
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Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the
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nodes in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling
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the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a
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Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods
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with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a Service; there's a Service; There's a Service exposing the Deployment
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templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in
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the cluster in the cloud.
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There's an Ingress allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment
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templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in
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the cluster in the cloud.
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There's an Ingress allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment
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templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in
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the cluster in the cloud.
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There's an Ingress; there's an Ingress; there's an Ingress allowing traffic to
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the Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the
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pods with containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's an Ingress controller routing to the service specified by the Ingress
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allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment templating the
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ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
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the cloud.
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There's an Ingress controller routing to the service specified by the Ingress
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allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment templating the
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ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
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the cloud.
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There's an Ingress controller; there's an ingress controller; there's an Ingress
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controller routing to the service specified by the Ingress allowing traffic to
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the Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the
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pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.
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There's a certificate manager holding secrets for the Ingress controller routing
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to the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the
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ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
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the cloud.
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There's a certificate manager holding secrets for the Ingress controller routing
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to the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the
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ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
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the cloud.
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There's a certificate manager; there's a certificate manager; There's a
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certificate manager holding secrets for the Ingress controller routing to the
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Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the
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ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
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the cloud.
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There's a DNS controller pointing traffic to the Ingress controller routing to
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the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the
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ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
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the cloud.
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There's a DNS controller pointing traffic to the Ingress controller routing to
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the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the
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ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
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the cloud.
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There's a DNS controller; there's a DNS controller; there's a DNS controller
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pointing traffic to the Ingress controller routing to the Service specified by
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the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the
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pods with containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.
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Adapted from [this
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shitpost](https://twitter.com/theprincessxena/status/1318156779243606016).
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Follow me [on Twitter](https://twitter.com/theprincessxena) for more
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enlightening shitposts like this!