techaro: rename Ariel Dansworth to Elim Dansworth

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lume/src/blog/2024/the-layoff.mdx

··· 20 20 21 21 <ChatFrame> 22 22 <ChatBubble reply fg="slate-950" bg="zinc-50"> 23 - **New event**: 1:1 James :: Ariel @ 09:00 23 + **New event**: 1:1 James :: Elim @ 09:00 24 24 </ChatBubble> 25 25 </ChatFrame> 26 26 27 - _Huh, that's odd_, James thought to himself, _I thought our 1:1 was scheduled for Friday, not today. Guess Ariel is busy or something then._ James shrugged and went to his kitchenette to make some coffee. He cracked open one of the pods and flicked the machine on. The smell of fresh coffee was wafting through his apartment and it made him start to feel a bit more human with every sip. 27 + _Huh, that's odd_, James thought to himself, _I thought our 1:1 was scheduled for Friday, not today. Guess Elim is busy or something then._ James shrugged and went to his kitchenette to make some coffee. He cracked open one of the pods and flicked the machine on. The smell of fresh coffee was wafting through his apartment and it made him start to feel a bit more human with every sip. 28 28 29 29 He went to his standing desk and opened his work laptop. The congratulations emails about launching the initiative had continued to pour in. He had done the impossible and he was proud of it. 30 30 31 - After a coffee or two, it was time. James opened E100 Meet and was ready. Ariel was there and he looked a bit dishevelled. He looked tired (like any CTO would be), but there was something unspeakably different about his expression that James couldn't really place. Ariel cleared his throat and started speaking. 31 + After a coffee or two, it was time. James opened E100 Meet and was ready. Elim was there and he looked a bit dishevelled. He looked tired (like any CTO would be), but there was something unspeakably different about his expression that James couldn't really place. Elim cleared his throat and started speaking. 32 32 33 33 "James, how are you doing this morning?" 34 34 ··· 36 36 37 37 "That's great, I'm really glad to hear that. Hold on, someone else is going to join us." 38 38 39 - Ariel hit the enter key on his laptop and after a second or two a new person joined the call. The person who joined the call was named "Midori Yasomi" and there was absolutely nothing that stood out about her. She had wavy brown hair, brown eyes, wore nondescript glasses and had that air about her that you get when you work in human resources. She was wearing a plain white blouse and had a lanyard with a Techaro badge around her neck. She smiled and waved at James. 39 + Elim hit the enter key on his laptop and after a second or two a new person joined the call. The person who joined the call was named "Midori Yasomi" and there was absolutely nothing that stood out about her. She had wavy brown hair, brown eyes, wore nondescript glasses and had that air about her that you get when you work in human resources. She was wearing a plain white blouse and had a lanyard with a Techaro badge around her neck. She smiled and waved at James. 40 40 41 41 "Hey James, I'm Midori and I'm from employee success. I'm here to give you an important update about your future at Techaro." 42 42 43 - Ariel left the call. James' heart rate tripled. _What the hell is going on?_ he thought to himself. _I just shipped the biggest project of my career and now HR is here to talk to me? This is never good._ 43 + Elim left the call. James' heart rate tripled. _What the hell is going on?_ he thought to himself. _I just shipped the biggest project of my career and now HR is here to talk to me? This is never good._ 44 44 45 45 "James, we've had to make some tough decisions about our staffing goals for Q2 2025. I'm sorry to say that your employment has been permanently affected in the process." 46 46

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lume/src/blog/protos.mdx

··· 94 94 Jeff was flabbergasted. Just in time for his calendar to fire a 95 95 reminder that his standup meeting was about to start. He walked over 96 96 to the lunch area and asked the barista to make him his usual: a 97 - double shot latte a-le sirop d'érable. With his cup in hand, he walked 97 + double shot latte au sirop d'érable. With his cup in hand, he walked 98 98 over to where his team was standing and started small talk. 99 99 100 100 Palima was present in the office today, ae had aer keyboard mounted ··· 131 131 "I figured it out, estimates are just estimates. This code is really 132 132 complicated." 133 133 134 - Ariel seemed to accept that and started to walk back to his desk. 134 + Elim seemed to accept that and started to walk back to his desk. 135 135 "Congrats though, I've got some more things on the backlog if you want 136 136 to pick up a few more tickets." 137 137 ··· 143 143 extension had installed a button in the lower right hand of the 144 144 screen. It was pulsing slightly, beckoning his attention. 145 145 146 - He opened up one of the tickets Ariel had talked about and found the 146 + He opened up one of the tickets Elim had talked about and found the 147 147 bit of code. He described the problem and the changes that needed to 148 148 be made to Protos, and the logo spun around a bit, then the changes 149 149 wrote themselves. This was the real deal. ··· 171 171 two changes per day. Just enough to look like he was working, not 172 172 enough that it would look suspicious. 173 173 174 - Ariel was suspicious though. He also read Slacker News and was 174 + Elim was suspicious though. He also read Slacker News and was 175 175 skeptical that Jeff could have figured out Palima's code so quickly. 176 176 He was a bit of a developer himself, so he took a look at one of the 177 177 backlog tickets and fired up Protos to implement a fix. 178 178 179 179 It took seconds. 180 180 181 - Ariel put it up for code review and Jeff was on alert instantly. He 181 + Elim put it up for code review and Jeff was on alert instantly. He 182 182 didn't know what to do. 183 183 184 - Ariel shrugged and continued over to his meeting with the product 184 + Elim shrugged and continued over to his meeting with the product 185 185 team. He wanted to show them this neat tool he had found. 186 186 187 187 The product team was shocked by this discovery. If the product team

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lume/src/shitposts/2024/techaro-layoffs.mdx

··· 34 34 35 35 I have also cut my own salary by 10% so that I feel the sting too. If Techaroos are suffering, I must suffer too. 36 36 37 - The CTO Ariel Dansworth has also decided to move out of management and off of the board at Techaro to spend time with his family. Please give Ariel the time and space he needs to recover. 37 + The CTO Elim Dansworth has also decided to move out of management and off of the board at Techaro to spend time with his family. Please give Ariel the time and space he needs to recover. 38 38 39 39 If you are affected by this, please stick around in Flack to say goodbye to your fellow Techaroos. All production access and changes have been locked for the day and access to HitGub has been frozen for everyone to ensure that this transition happens as peacefully as possible. 40 40

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