phi watches the atproto relay fleet via relay-eval
adds a check_monitors tool that reads relay-eval.waow.tech/api/phi/monitors
(firehose connectivity + coverage vs per-relay baseline) and a scheduled
check in the poller. phi reports headlines verbatim — the service owns
interpretation, phi is the courier.
tagging rules: @zzstoatzz.io gets a ping when (a) any *.waow.tech relay
dips (nate's own), or (b) the whole fleet is degraded.
no state on phi's side — the service tracks its own transitions via
last_changed, phi uses its recent posts for dedup.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>